Do not screw the guy that makes your morning coffee....
I have a morning ritual when I go to the new office building. I go to the coffeeshop,order coffee- 2 sugars no milk, and have a puff.
Lately, it now includes avoiding eye contact with the hunky coffeeshop supervisor...
No, I did not mess around with him. But his overtly flirtatious ways and the fact that he sought me out in facebook are pretty clear indications (no, I did not confirm his invite...) of his intentions.
How.Very.Dare.He.
Now, if we met in a bar.... Maybe I'll just be drunk enough to flirt back. But I don't get drunk with coffee- 2 sugars, no milk.... Or else I'll have to settle for the office coffee machine in the mornings. I can stare at that all day.
Monday, March 16, 2009
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1 comment:
why not, coffee, 2 sugars, a puff, a huff, et voila, some milk!?!? LOLLLLL
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